What vegetables make the best music?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What car always breaks the rules?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?