Why does the orange always lose in races?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?