What is a table you can eat?
A vegetable.
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do ducks have for lunch?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What is the smallest lion?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why was the horse so happy?
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