What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

How can you farm during the winter?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?