How do you get rid of a killer bee?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?