Which fish go to heaven when they die?

When should you start writing a book?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Where do polar bears vote?