Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What do you call two birds in love?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

What table can you never sit at?