Why do trees try new things so often?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

Where do actors go to pray?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?