Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

When do astronauts eat?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What do bees chew?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?