Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Which insect is the smartest?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?