What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What do cats wear to work?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Where does water do all its banking?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?