Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

Why are winter days great?

What's the politest month?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What did one plate say to the other?