Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

How does a polar bear build a house?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

How do automobiles fly?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?