What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

How do you make a bandstand?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What do you call an arctic cow?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?