Where do books love to go on vacation?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What kind of bow can't be tied?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?