Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Shoutout to my grandma!