Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?