Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Where do hamsters come from?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?