What kind of bird can write?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Where do cats go on vacation?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Shoutout to my grandma!

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

How do you spot a modern spider?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?