What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why did the barber win the race?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?