Why is winter considered holy?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What is a duck's favorite snack?