What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Why is winter considered holy?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?