When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
During spring cleaning.
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
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