Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why do math teachers love March?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?