When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
During spring cleaning.
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
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Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
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