What did summer say to spring?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

How can you farm during the winter?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

What's a frog's favorite year?

Why did the tomato turn red?