What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What famous scientist will try anything?