Why is grass so dangerous?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

What math figure is also in the band?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?