Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

How do you make a bandstand?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?