What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why was the mime upset?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?