What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Tall tales.
How do you cut the ocean in two?
How do hurricanes see?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What color are all the books in the library?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
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