What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Why was the horse so happy?

What do you call an old snowman?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

My friend David had his ID stolen.