What do minions always put in their salads?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What animal floats best?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What vegetables make the best music?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?