How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
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