Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

How does a polar bear build a house?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What event do spiders love to attend?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?