How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?