Why was the pirate late for work?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Do you have the best ceiling?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?