Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What animal has the most fun?

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?