Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What animal likes to party the most?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Where do cows go on vacation?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?