What did the stair machines call each other?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What reads and lives in an apple?