What sport requires no movement at all?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What car can't keep a secret?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Which is the worst season?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why are bakers so good at math?