When is a baseball player like a thief?
When he steals a base.
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
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