What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Why are fish such good architects?

What type of car do planets buy?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?