Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

How did the toad die?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

What do you call the pig that does karate?