Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why is furniture so generous?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?