What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?