Which hot drink loves golf?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?