What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

Why are frogs always so happy?

Where do polar bears vote?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?