What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

How is life like toilet paper?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Which fly makes films?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?