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How do you measure a millennial?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Who is a house's favorite band?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Which family member has tusks?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?