Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What sport are eggs the best at?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?