What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What do bees say in the summer?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Two silkworms got in a fight.