Did you know about April 1st?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?