Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

How does NASA organize a company party?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why are baseball players so good at math?