What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Tis the season to be jelly.
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
How do locomotives know where to go?
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