What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why are baseball games at night?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What are baby potatoes called?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

How do you spot a modern spider?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What's a father's favorite flower?