What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Where do they produce Christian films?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

When do astronauts eat?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

Why do pigs tell jokes?