What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Who invented fractions?

What car does Yoda® drive?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What do you call a small mom?

Why was the cat so small?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?