Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why do all the planets get along?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

How are mountains able to see?