Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why did the echo get detention?