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Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

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