Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What fish sings the best?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Which state is the cleanest?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?