What did autumn say to summer?

Why is winter considered holy?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What is blue and not heavy?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What building always gets stains on it?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?