Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

Why do fish live in salt water?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?