What do frogs drink in the winter?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Which subject has two parts?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?