Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

How do you get kids to do something?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?