What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

How does a squid go into battle?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What style of music weighs the most?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?