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What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What do you call a silly hill?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?