Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What did the snake name his daughter?

How do you get kids to do something?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What bird is losing its hair?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?