Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

How do automobiles fly?

How do you measure a millennial?

What's the saddest part of the week?