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What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Which animal should never work for the government?

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Which founding father loves to sing?

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Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?