What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What type of car do planets buy?

What are you studying in math?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Families are like fudge.

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What animal likes to party the most?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What do fish do at parades?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?