What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What is a cow's dream job?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What country has the most fish?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How do amoebas make calls?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
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