How do billboards talk?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

Where do kittens go to school?

Why was the musician arrested?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Why was the bee sad?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?