What do you call a retired vegetable?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

Which musician loves to make chili?