What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What do trees keep as a pet?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why do math teachers love March?