What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
A petticoat.
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What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
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