I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What's a priest's favorite food?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?