What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What is a table you can eat?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?