What animal always goes to heaven?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

How do fireflies start a race?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

Why are all priests fit?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?