What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Alpaca lunch.
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
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