What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Alpaca lunch.
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
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