What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Alpaca lunch.
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
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