What kind of computers do horses use?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why can't you trust a pig?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?