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Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What do rich squirrels eat?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What do you call hiking college students?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?