What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

How is life like toilet paper?