Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

How can you make 7 even?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?