Who invented fractions?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

How can you make 7 even?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What car always breaks the rules?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?