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Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?