Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Families are like fudge.

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Where do frogs keep their money?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?