What did the mother rope say to her child?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What bird is losing its hair?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?