Which animals make the most honest judges?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Which animals make the best football players?