Why did the cat go to medical school?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?