What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What do you give a sick pig?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

How does a barber get to work?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?