When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Where do ants go to eat?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?