Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Do dads always snore?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What car can't keep a secret?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?