Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What's E.T. short for?