What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

How do you make a cow float?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

How did the toad die?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?