Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?