What did the beaver say to the tree?
Been nice gnawing you.
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
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