What did the beaver say to the tree?
Been nice gnawing you.
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do you call a tired tree?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Where do surfers go to school?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
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