What did the beaver say to the tree?
Been nice gnawing you.
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do you call a Zen egg?
How do you get kids to do something?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
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