What did the beaver say to the tree?
Been nice gnawing you.
What birds make average students?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
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