What did the beaver say to the tree?
Been nice gnawing you.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why was the dog so popular?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
How did the toad die?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why was the broom late for school?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
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