What did the beaver say to the tree?
Been nice gnawing you.
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
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