Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

How does the sun listen to music?

What's E.T. short for?

What kind of bird can write?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Which former US President was always cold?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?