Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed.
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
How do automobiles fly?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you call a handsome runner?
How does a cow do math?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
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