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Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Why do bees buzz?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What words make the best athletes?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?