Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What country has the most fish?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What type of car do planets buy?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What is the smallest lion?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Where does mist apply for a loan?