What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What's the friendliest national park?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?