Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do you call octopus twins?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
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