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They are always stuffed.
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Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
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What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
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