Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?