What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?