Why do cats love to work?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Where was Noah born?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?