What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?