What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do fish use for glasses?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why do cats give such great massages?
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