Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Which cats love to be petted?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What do you call a small mom?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why do librarians never make plans?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?