How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What sports are both plant-based?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?