What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Where do stars go to college?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
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