What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
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Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
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