What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Where do horses reside?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why do all the planets get along?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
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