Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Where do they produce Christian films?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why do two skunks argue?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?