Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why was the storm actually calm?