Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What car can't keep a secret?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?