What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What kind of bird can write?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?