Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?