What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
A Blockbuster.
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Shoutout to my grandma!
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