Why do plants hate algebra?
It gives them square roots.
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
How does a barber get to work?
How do automobiles fly?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why was the cat so small?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
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