Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why was the fish so smart?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?