Why do plants hate algebra?
It gives them square roots.
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What style of music weighs the most?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
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