What kind of water do fireworks like?
Sparkling.
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How does dinner smell?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
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