Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Where does laundry go to college?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What fish sings the best?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?