What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What condiment has wings?

Why do cows make great bakers?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?