Why did the peach come home from work early?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

How do trees get access to the internet?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?