What kind of water do fireworks like?
Sparkling.
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What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
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What is a plane full of male cows called?
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What animal knows kung fu?
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What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
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