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What did the pear say to the celery stick?

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What nationality are most fish?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Who is a house's favorite band?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?