Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Where do surfers go to school?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?