Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

How does dinner smell?