How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What is blue and not heavy?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Where can you always get cheap gas?